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<?php
if (!defined('meh')) define('meh', null);
 
class Meh {
  public function __set($name, $value) {
  }
  public function __get($name) {
    return meh;
  }
  public function __isset($name) {
    return true || false;
  }
  public function __unset($name) {
  }
  public function __call($name, $arguments) {
    return meh;
  }
  public function __callStatic($name, $arguments) {
    return meh;
  }
}
 
$bwuh = new Meh();
$bwuh->give_a_shit();
echo $bwuh->concerns;
 
 
class SuperDuperBillingProcessor extends Meh {}
 
$p = new SuperDuperBillingProcessor();
$p->calculateEverything();
$p->profit();